如何拒绝男孩
Boy:Can I buy you a drink?
Girl:Actually I'd rather have the money。
Boy:Can I have your name?
Girl:Why?Don't you already have one?
Boy:I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours。
Girl:I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours。
Boy:Is this seat empty?
Girl:Yes,and this one will be if you sit down。
Boy:Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl:Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore。
Boy:Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Girl:Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
Boy:I think I could make you very happy。
Girl:Why?Are you leaving?
Boy:May I hold your hand?
Girl:No thanks,it isn't heavy.
Boy:Hi,didn't we go on dates before?Once or twice?
Girl:Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice.
Boy:I'd like to call you. Your number?
Girl:It's in the phone book.
男孩:我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?
女孩:事实上,我更希望用钱。
男孩:可以告诉我你的名字吗?(直译:我能有你的名字吗?)
女孩:为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?
男孩:我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。
女孩:我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。
男孩:你旁边有人吗?(直译:这个座位是空的吧?)
女孩:是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的。
男孩:我好象以前在什么地方见过你?
女孩:是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。
男孩:这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?
女孩:抱歉。这个周末我头疼。
男孩:我想我能让你非常快乐。
女孩:是吗?你是说你要离开?
男孩:我能牵着你的手吗?
女孩:不用了,我自己能拿的动。
男孩:我们以前有过一两次幽会吧
女孩:肯定只有一次,我从不会犯两次同样的错误。
男孩:能告诉我你的电话号码吗?
女孩:在电话本里。
男孩:这个位置没人吗?
女孩:对,即使你坐上去也是没人。
单词&词组
photographer [fE5tC^rEfE] n.摄影师
plastic surgeon 整形外科医生
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如何拒绝男人其实还真不算新鲜话题了,幼儿园时,小女生被小男生追着跑时,会回家和大人告状说,“**最坏了,老是欺负我,今天又拽着玩老鹰抓小鸡的游戏,还总让我当小鸡。”等上了高中,遇到不喜欢的男生搭讪,文静的女孩会说,“**,让我们做普通同学好么,希望你好好学习,努力考取心仪的大学。”彪悍的会说,“你究竟喜欢我哪一点,我改还不行吗?”等工作了成为社会人后,遇到不喜欢的男人,淑女会说,“我觉得我们还是更适合做普通朋友。”熟女会说,“我觉得你更适合做男朋友,而不适合当老公。”猛女会说,“不开B字头的车你也好意思来相亲啊。”(Bentley宾利,宝马BMW-Bayerische Motoren Werke,奔驰Mercedes-Benz)别忘了还有我们的比亚迪(BYD-build your dream,意为成就你的梦想。)其实,做人也好,做事也好,都要明白努力不一定有结果,但心态要永远乐观向上,这才是你最大的心灵财富。
第一章 Women's words about marriage
女人婚后麻辣语录
At the cocktail party,one woman said to another,“Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other woman replied,“Yes,I am,I married the wrong man.”
在一个鸡尾酒舞会上,一个女人对另外一个女人说:“你的结婚戒指带错手指了。”
另一个回答说:“是的,人也嫁错了。”
When a woman steals your husband,there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
如果一个女人偷了你的老公,最好的复仇方式便是让她继续拥有他。
Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A. The rest cheat in Canada.
在美国80%的已婚男人撒谎,其余的20%在加拿大撒谎。
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
女人要到结婚时才算完整,结婚后便完蛋了。
Then there was a woman who said,“I never knew what real happiness was until I got married;and by then it was too late.”
有女人曾说:“直至结婚了,我才晓得真正的快乐是什么,但是已经太晚了。”
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
婚姻便是想象力战胜智力的成功案例。
单词&词组
cocktail [5kCkteil] n.鸡尾酒
revenge [ri5vendV] n.报仇,报复
incomplete [7inkEm5pli:t] adj.不完全的,未完成的
triumph [5traiEmf] n.胜利,成功
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幸福的秘密
要想与一个男人幸福地相守,你必须对他多一份理解少一份爱。(To be happy with a man,you must understand him a lot and love him a little.)
要想与一个女人幸福地生活,你必须尽量多爱她,而绝不要试图理解她。(To be happy with a woman,you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.)