Kathleen:(into the intercom) I have a terrible cold,can you hear that?Listen,I’m sniffling and I’m not really awake-and I’m taking echinacea -and vitamin C and sleeping practically twenty-four hours a day. I have a temperature and I think I’m contagious so I would really appreciate it if you would just go away...
Joe:(knock on the door),Kathleen?
Kathleen:HAHA,Just a second. Just a second.
Joe:Hello.
Kathleen:Hello. What are you doing here?
Joe:I heard you were sick and I was worried and I wanted to make sure...
Kathleen :What?
Joe:Is there somebody here?
Kathleen:No. Oh,it’s the Home Shopping Network.
Joe:Oh,do you buy any of those little porcelain dolls?
Kathleen:I was thinking about it. Hey,you put me out of business...
Joe:Uh,yes,I did.
Kathleen:Did you come to gloat?
Joe:No.
Kathleen:To offer me a job...
Joe:I would never...
Kathleen:Because I have plans,I have plenty of offers,you know?I got offered a job by...
Joe:My former?
Kathleen:Oh,yeah,actually by... Oh,your former?
Joe:We broke up.
Kathleen:That’s too bad. You were so perfect for each other. I don’t mean to say things like that. No matter what you have done to me,there is no excuse for my saying anything like that. But every time I see you...
Joe:Things like that just fly out of your mouth.
Kathleen:Yes.
Joe:I bought you flowers.
Kathleen:Oh,thank you.
Joe:Why don’t I put these in some water?And,hey,you’re sick,you should sit down.
Kathleen:All right.
Joe:Okay,I need a vase,a vase.
Kathleen:Above the refrigerator.
Joe:Here it is. Hey,George says hello by the way.
Kathleen:Oh.
Joe:He’s the one who told me you were sick.
Kathleen:How’s George?
Joe:Great! Really great! He’s revolutionizing the place. So you can’t work in his department unless you have a P. H. D. in children’s literature.
Kathleen:I love daisies.
Joe:You told me.
Kathleen:They’re so friendly. Don’t you think daisies are the friendliest flower.
Joe:I do.
Kathleen:When did you break up?
Joe:A couple of weeks ago.
Kathleen:Everyone is breaking up,you,me,this other people I know broke up with someone in an elevator,or just after it,or just outside it,or they got stuck. I... I... When I saw you at the coffee place I was waiting for him and I was...
Joe:Charming.
Kathleen:Was not charming.
Joe:Well look charming. Tea?
Kathleen:Yes. I was... I was upset and horrible.
Joe:Honey?
Kathleen:Yes.
Joe:I was the horrible one.
Kathleen:Well,that’s true,but I have no excuse.
Joe:Oh,I see. I see what you’re saying. That’s interesting whereas I am a horrible person therefore I have no choice but to be horrible. That’s what you’re saying. But that’s alright,that’s alright. I put you out of business so you’re entitled to hate me.
Kathleen:I don’t hate you.
Joe:But you’ll never forgive me,just like Elizabeth.
Kathleen:Who?
Joe:Elizabeth Rennet in Pride and Prejudice. She was too proud.
Kathleen:What?I thought you hate Pride and Prejudice.
Joe:Or was she too prejudice and Mr. Darcy is too proud?Well,I can’t remember,It wasn’t personal.
Kathleen:What is that supposed to be?I am so sick of that. All that means is that wasn’t personal to you,but it was personal to me,it’s personal to a lot of people. I mean,What’s so wrong with being personal anyway?
Joe:Uh,nothing.
Kathleen:Because whatever else anything is,it ought to begin by being personal. My head’s starting to get fuzzy. Uhh,why did you stop by again,I forgot.
Joe:I Wanted to be your friend.
Kathleen:Oh.
Joe:I knew it wasn’t possible. What can I say,sometimes a guy just wants the impossible. Can I ask you a question?
Kathleen:What?
Joe:What happened with that guy at the cafe?
Kathleen:Nothing.
Joe:But you’re crazy about him.
Kathleen:Yes,I am.
Joe:Well,why don’t you run off with him. What are you waiting for?
Kathleen:I don’t actually know him.
Joe:Really?
Kathleen:I only know him through the... You’re not going to believe this.
Joe:Oh,let me guess,through the Internet?
Kathleen:Yes.
Joe:Hmmm,you’ve got mail.
Kathleen:Yes.
Joe:Those are very powerful words.
Kathleen:Yes.
Joe:Well,I’m happy for him,although,could I just make a little suggestion?
Kathleen:What?
Joe:I think you should meet him. No,I take that back. Why would you wanna meet somebody you’re crazy about?
Kathleen:Hey,I hardly think I need to take advice from a person who...